Monday 24 January 2011

DRACULAS WEDDING








i know i know, the crucifix ring. ive jumped on the bandwagon, but i may as well ride it til the wheels fall off. thats the spirit.

anyway enough with this poxy high quality, back to the pixellsssssss



 getting more and more lovely. the continuum of lovely. 

Saturday 15 January 2011

THE ULTIMATE DIY

today was fun.
you guyyyyyyyys, all i wanted was a face made of tape


i rip my tape back and forth 
gurl



















BLOGGG GIVEAWAY: WHORE ME OUT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND WIN THIS TAPE FACE COMPLETE WITH SKIN MOLECULES. 


im joking of course i would never give away my back-up face, i am too close to it now.
my gosh i am pretty fly for a white/asian guy. too fly. too white/asian.


this post is missing a mean girls quote


i sound so bitter these day about everything. good. ill edit this later so i seem nice and kooky.





um okay yes. 
6:13 onwards is just pure pure 

Wednesday 12 January 2011

i will start regularly blogging


1.when the economy picks up2742 up309 down
January 10, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.

Wednesday 5 January 2011

ROBOT OEUF

THIS BLOG IS NEEDING MAJORR OVERHAUL AINT IT.

well anyway, nothing has happened over here apart from spending the moneys and other superficial ventures of the like. oh yeah, i guess new years and christmas sort of happened. and my 17th birthday eeeekk i hate time. 

so i might as well utilise my purchases and yknow, take pictures of myself (LIKE I NEED A REASON) 


crocodile ring and black mesh vest both asos.



 no eye? i dont know. i just went with it


OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO. MY BABY, MY LOVE, MY TRINITY, MY DOVE ETC ETC THE NEW CAMERA

a beautiful birthday/christmas present from the parents. impractically large lens on average sized camera. thats right expect real photos from now on not the usual slabs of pixels such as these. but lets be honest here, although i will appreciate the ability to take high quality pretentious imagery thanks to this new technology, this camera was bought for two main intentions:
.the shutter sound is DIVINE. PURE DIVINITY. 
.i want to be one of those skinny bitches with big cameras that look like they are struggling to hold them while maintaining that art-house feel.
ie. below

GOAL ACHIEVED RIGGGGGGGHT

 and last these kippers.






they are just overall quite nice so i bought them. and they cover my face making them perfectly worth the £.