molly texted me saying she needed a trilby hat. and i was like HUH? WHY? and then roughly 12 minutes later, my stepdad (unknowing of the aforementioned communication) presented me with one that he had accumulated whilst clearing out. its small things that make me think about coincidence/fate.
i dont know what molly wanted the hat for. i forgot to ask. but molly, if youre reading this, firstly HEY HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? and also you can use/abuse it at your will. unless i say no. but based on the fact i am weak and subservient, that seems a distant likelihood.
unless i say no.
UGH OKAY IM GOING TO BED.
lets get unconscious, honey.