EMANCIPATE YOURSELF/PLAYING DRESS UP

SOOOOO I WAS READING DAZED AND I LIKED THE WAR HERO EDITORIAL. IS GOOD.

SO I THOUGHT "HUUH I HAVE TIME ON MY HANDS AND A BLOG TO UPDATE" AND THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THEEE BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT OF THIS EDITORIAL. but i have serious lack of miliatant/tailored clothes.

HENCE THE BELOW FAILURE.

find bag

snip bag

present your killing

look for reconstruct potential when paired with nondescript grey tee.

PIN ON AS "CORSET" YUS?

use string like scarf to distract

find black wool string. YEAH SURE WHY NOT?

tie string. 

strike a pose. in madonna terms; vogue it.

find thread.

stick that shit to your face in any manner. LIKE THIS?^

^OR LIKE THIS?

TRY AND LOOK FORLORN WITH MILITARY UNDERCURRENT. 

or just accept the ugly and stick out the jaws.

FUN STUFF.

Certificate of life/BECCAS QUIZ

BECCA  just tempted me too greatly to do this.




1) What's your mother's maiden name.

   Mukherjee 
2) Name of your first pet?

   floss/"fucky"
3) Put the answers to the above together, and you get your hooker's name.

   Floss Mukherjee/ Fucky Mukherjee
4) Now some more serious questions. Favourite.....
    Colour?

   probably this font colour
5) Book?

   Tracey Emin: Strangeland
6) Tv/Movie?

   oh no. ummm. TV? most likely the Moomins. Movie.... 'Milk', 'Party Monster',      'Amelie', 'Pans Labyrinth' and 'Gia'.

7) Drink?

   i like the sort of drinks that feel like potions :3 Pimms. cider. tea. you know the score. 

8) Food?

   YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ANSWER THAT. THERE IS TOO TOO MUCH GOODNESS TO CHOOSE FROM.
9) Place?

   REPEAT THE PREVIOUS ANSWER. but ive always wanted to go to Russia (and all the fashion capitals OBVS)
10) Shop?

    I DIG A FIERCE "CONCEPT STORE" (SUCH AS ANTHROPOLOGIE. never been my sister has. whore). I also appreciate a nice, tacky, cluttered charity shop. BUT PERHAPS MY FAVOURITE WOULD BE SHOPS LIKE WATERSTONES AND BORDERS AND KINKOKUNIYA WHERE I CAN BUY LOTS AND LOTS OF PRETTY ART/FASHION BOOKS.

11) What's your trademark party trick?

    well i dont have a trick per say but the shapes i throw are pretty spectac if i say so myself.
12) Ideal future job?

    DESIGNER. or something thereabouts. like stripping.

13) Visit that ol' urbandictionary.com and type your name in. see what it pukes out, and give us the results.

    ADAM:

     (1) "THE FIRST MAN TO EVER GET LAID"

     (2) "he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely"

      (3) "Adam = Paedo, Simple"

      (4) "a taco eating guy"

      (5) The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable

ALL OF WHICH ARE SO SO TRUE.

14) Who's your idol?

 UMMMM. GARETH PUGH. LEE MCQUEEN. VIVIENNE WESTWOOD. BJORK. TILDA SWINTON. PATRICK WOLF. HARVEY MILK. MARTIN LUTHER KING. REBECCA HEMAN..... EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER INFLUENCED ME.

15) Favourite bands?

    CSS, yeah yeah yeahs, Brazilian Girls, CocoRosie, Crystal Castles, The xx, Warpaint, the Sugarcubes, MGMT, Girls, The Crystals, Garbage etc.

16) Favourite songs?

    Kelis feat. Andre 3000- Millionaire

    Bat for Lashes- Daniel

    Bjork- Pagan Poetry

    CocoRosie- Werewolf

    Patrick Wolf- Bloodbeat

17) What are you wearing.... right now. And what you'd prefer to be wearing.

    what im wearing is so bland, im embarassed to mention. ID PREFER TO BE WEARING SOMETHING JEREMY SCOTT.

  
18) A video

19) A photo.

20) Some people you wanna give fame:
    those who crave it most
21) Go on wikipedia and click "random article". The title of that will be the title of this post. 

"Certificate of life"

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NO*4////CHARLES GUISLAIN

the best thing to happen to androgyny since... SOMETHING ICONICALLY ANDROGYNOUS.

AND THEN BOOM. HE HITS YOU WITH THE FIERCEST RED YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. 

RIDICULOUSLY GOOD.

p.s i got all these of google. if they are yours then i will take them down. BUT I JUST HAD TO PUBLISH THIS MUCH YUM.

BLACK AND WHITE AND SEPIA AND MORE/MAKING SHAPES

SOOOOO YOU HAVE HAD A BREAK FROM MY FACE, BUT ITS BACK. AND LOOKING BROKEN. AND YOU WILL WANT TO BREAK IT FURTHER. ME TOO.

you should know that i try to take pictures of other things (such as pretty flower or collection of nic-nacs) but i "respond" most to pictures with people in it. and the only person that is available ALL THE TIME for me to subject to such images is me. (oh by the way, im a whore with no life). TRUE DAT.

so i was like "LA LA LA. ME ME ME. SNAP SNAP SNAP. PAINT PAINT PAINT. EYEBROW EYEBROW EYEBROW. YUCK YUCK YUCK. DELETE DELETE DELETE. EDIT EDIT EDIT. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. POST POST POST." 

word triplets. i dont know why I JUST WENT WITH IT. 

..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND RELAX.


FRANKIE SAYS SO.

AGREE AGREE AGREE/I WILL POST AND TAKE CREDIT

this sums up my EXACT FEELINGS (SO EXACT THAT THEY FREAKY) about gaga and alejandro buisness: CLICK FOR TAVI'S GENIUS


nuff said.

I SELL MY PAINTINGS TO THE MEN I EAT/MEOW MEOW AND PENCIL

Finishing my Applied Art & Design GCSE was A BLOODY RELIEF (i ACTUALLY finished it a fair few weeks back BUT YKNOW. PROCRASTINATION AND ALL THAT JAZZ. WE ALL DO IT. JUST NOT STRAIGHT AWAY. HA.) 


UGH. I LOVE ART BUT SCHOOL MAKES IT SO HARD TO.


ANYWAY, MORAL OF THE POST IS, IVE BEEN MISING DOING "ART" FOR "FUN" AND I LIKE NOT HAVING THE PRESSURE TO DO SOMETHING. I can just make some random shite without worrying about DEADLINES or MULTIPLE DESIGN PROPOSALS AND PAGE LIMITS (BAIN. OF. MY. LIFE.)


so ive been doing some stuff and thought i would "BLOG IT" (its like "BOP IT" but virtual). i thought by posting this stuff, it would act as a welcome break from me taking pictures of myself CONSTANTLY. i forget vanity is a sin. MEH.

so i made this 'tapestry'-like THING.

ONE MORE UNECESSARY CLOSE UP SHOT AND YOU WILL VOM? ME TOO.

AND THEN I FELT STRANGELY COMPELLED TO JUST DRAW. Ive always been too impatient to finish a drawing, but i tried. OH AND ITS OBVS A DRAWING OF ME. C'MON THERE IS NO POST WHICH DOESNT INCLUDE ME AND MY MOUNTAINOUS, MISGUIDED VANITY.

NO MORE CLOSE UP SHOTS. I LEARN FROM MY FAILURES.

(FOR ACTUAL DRAWING SKILL AND PENCIL BEAUTY CLICK CLICK CLICK ERIN- "THE REAL DEAL")

OH AND IN OTHER NEWS; I STILL HAVE NOODLE.

ARGHARGHARGAHARAGAH SHE IS SO WIERD AND CUTE.

FEELING F(EL)INE/SOMEBODY TO LOVE

YEH THATS RIGHT A KITTEN. (its cuter than seen above but it just doesnt know how to WORK the camera. GIVE IT TIME.) YAY KITTEN.


DONT JUDGE ME BASED ON MY OVERT AFFECTION FOR BABY ANIMALS.


its cute. its called noodle (long, thin, and elusive= noodle).


ITS GOT A SERIOUS VENDETTA AGAINST MY FOREARMS AND ELBOWS (can you really blame her. they deserve it). SERIOUSLY. RIGHT NOW IT IS GOING CRAY CRAY OVER MY WRISTS.


depending on how lonely i become, expect more cats. they act as ways of distracting me from my dire social relationships with HUMANS (eurgh humans).


PEACE.