THE MOST CAKE/KARATE KID

unfortuna, my room being a mess equates my head being one too.


but anysnootch, i took some pictures of me wearing my old ju jitsu gi. nostLOLgia. i also wore some customised shorts to 'complete' the whole 'look'. do you need anymore reasons to hate me? (I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEEEAAAD)


i was doing something interesting in psychology today about memory recall and it made me think of everytime you listen to a certain song or smell a certain smell and it reminds you of a previous 'stage' in your existance so far. and it made me realise how much a i hated re-experiencing a memory, incase the original one is replaced by a re-experienced one. okay this isnt making sense anymore which tells me i NEED TO PUT MORE CAPITAL LETTERS IN. ARGAGARGRGARAG IM JEREMY SCOTT. OKAY. IF YOU HAVENT STOPPED READING, YOU ARE TOO POLITE AND I URGE YOU TO STOP.


till next time folks

GOT COLOUR WAVES FOLLOWING ME/////

TO BE FAMOUS IS SO NICE../SPECTMANIA

GOT NEW SHADES. they preeeeetty much like my other ones. but different. they are faux tortoiseshell and the lenses dont flip. but fundamentally the same.

THATS ALL I GOT. THATS ALL THAT NEW WITH ME. RIP MY HAIR OUT AND BREAK MY NECK.

i hate that im such an apathetic blogger. 

although, i do feel hopeful for this summer. (and actually the next few years are not too harsh a prospect).

i vow to start sewing up storms, local music fest, AND JUST CHILLIN/KILLIN LIKE A MUTHA VILLAIN. ITS GONNA BE COMPLETE FANTASMO. 

but i miss my amy. living it up international style.

peace

EMANCIPATE YOURSELF/PLAYING DRESS UP

SOOOOO I WAS READING DAZED AND I LIKED THE WAR HERO EDITORIAL. IS GOOD.

SO I THOUGHT "HUUH I HAVE TIME ON MY HANDS AND A BLOG TO UPDATE" AND THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THEEE BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT OF THIS EDITORIAL. but i have serious lack of miliatant/tailored clothes.

HENCE THE BELOW FAILURE.

find bag

snip bag

present your killing

look for reconstruct potential when paired with nondescript grey tee.

PIN ON AS "CORSET" YUS?

use string like scarf to distract

find black wool string. YEAH SURE WHY NOT?

tie string. 

strike a pose. in madonna terms; vogue it.

find thread.

stick that shit to your face in any manner. LIKE THIS?^

^OR LIKE THIS?

TRY AND LOOK FORLORN WITH MILITARY UNDERCURRENT. 

or just accept the ugly and stick out the jaws.

FUN STUFF.

BLACK AND WHITE AND SEPIA AND MORE/MAKING SHAPES

SOOOOO YOU HAVE HAD A BREAK FROM MY FACE, BUT ITS BACK. AND LOOKING BROKEN. AND YOU WILL WANT TO BREAK IT FURTHER. ME TOO.

you should know that i try to take pictures of other things (such as pretty flower or collection of nic-nacs) but i "respond" most to pictures with people in it. and the only person that is available ALL THE TIME for me to subject to such images is me. (oh by the way, im a whore with no life). TRUE DAT.

so i was like "LA LA LA. ME ME ME. SNAP SNAP SNAP. PAINT PAINT PAINT. EYEBROW EYEBROW EYEBROW. YUCK YUCK YUCK. DELETE DELETE DELETE. EDIT EDIT EDIT. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. POST POST POST." 

word triplets. i dont know why I JUST WENT WITH IT. 

..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND RELAX.


FRANKIE SAYS SO.

I SELL MY PAINTINGS TO THE MEN I EAT/MEOW MEOW AND PENCIL

Finishing my Applied Art & Design GCSE was A BLOODY RELIEF (i ACTUALLY finished it a fair few weeks back BUT YKNOW. PROCRASTINATION AND ALL THAT JAZZ. WE ALL DO IT. JUST NOT STRAIGHT AWAY. HA.) 


UGH. I LOVE ART BUT SCHOOL MAKES IT SO HARD TO.


ANYWAY, MORAL OF THE POST IS, IVE BEEN MISING DOING "ART" FOR "FUN" AND I LIKE NOT HAVING THE PRESSURE TO DO SOMETHING. I can just make some random shite without worrying about DEADLINES or MULTIPLE DESIGN PROPOSALS AND PAGE LIMITS (BAIN. OF. MY. LIFE.)


so ive been doing some stuff and thought i would "BLOG IT" (its like "BOP IT" but virtual). i thought by posting this stuff, it would act as a welcome break from me taking pictures of myself CONSTANTLY. i forget vanity is a sin. MEH.

so i made this 'tapestry'-like THING.

ONE MORE UNECESSARY CLOSE UP SHOT AND YOU WILL VOM? ME TOO.

AND THEN I FELT STRANGELY COMPELLED TO JUST DRAW. Ive always been too impatient to finish a drawing, but i tried. OH AND ITS OBVS A DRAWING OF ME. C'MON THERE IS NO POST WHICH DOESNT INCLUDE ME AND MY MOUNTAINOUS, MISGUIDED VANITY.

NO MORE CLOSE UP SHOTS. I LEARN FROM MY FAILURES.

(FOR ACTUAL DRAWING SKILL AND PENCIL BEAUTY CLICK CLICK CLICK ERIN- "THE REAL DEAL")

OH AND IN OTHER NEWS; I STILL HAVE NOODLE.

ARGHARGHARGAHARAGAH SHE IS SO WIERD AND CUTE.