DEAR STEFANI JOANNE ANGELINA GERMANOTTA; DO MORE OF THIS PLEASE

Occasionally my twisted, envious, bitterness towards Lady Gaga morphs itself into full on LOVE/ADMIRATION/BUMMING. (sometimes you have to just accept these things. AND LETS BE HONEST, SHE IS BETTER THAN I WILL EVER BE AND WILL WEAR BETTER CLOTHES THAN I WILL EVER WEAR.) so i watched this video and was like WHHHAAAAAAAT? because i liked it.

WHY CANT ALL OF HER MUSIC AS FIERCE AS THIS? (actually i did kind of bum Bad Romance AND Telephone. IM CHOKING ON MY HYPOCRISY.) whatever. ANYWAY, i think, style wise, i liked this phase best - the whole teacup/Jeremy Scott THING (although i do like the translucent Rachel Barrett dresses that she is constantly rocking). I think at this point in her career i started REALLY hating her (mix of jealousy and i was still reeling from how shite poker face/just dance is/was. LIFE IS NOT FAIR. WHY ARE THESE CLOTHES NOT MINE? wow just realised how superficial i am. MEH. i have time later in life to be moral.

YUM.

P.S. I just realised LOOK AT THE DRESS^^^^ 

IT IS FULLY QUILTED (SO IS MY O.A.P COAT....ARGHARGH I AM JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY FOLLOWING HER EVERY CHOICE. IM SUCH A SHEEP.)

REFLECTION/ UGH.... SORRY 'BOUT THAT

on reflection of my topshop rant (and other equally-preachy rants), i determine that i am too full of hate. Realising that i hate everything and everyone made me hate being full of hate. i am the ring leader of the perpetual viscous hate circle, some would say. i am just normal hate-feulled teenager, some would say. but what would i say.........?

i say nay. NAY TO THE HATE. i apologise to topshop even though they are oblivious to what i said and dont even know i exsist (hey im not blaming you, no-one does) and i offer this official depiction of my woe as a decleration of my mistaken anger. as you can see i have polished your crown and returned it to your noble temples. may you live long and prosper.

p.s. i didn't mean for this apology to be ironic... its just instinct i guess. but i do promise to stop the hate.

p.p.s i know.... the 'pedestal' looks like a mixture of those things they balance pizza on in restaurants and a section of a totem pole. my adobe illustrator skills are basic AT BEST. its the thought that counts. IT IS. MY MUM SAYS SO.