Thursday 29 October 2009

REFLECTION/ UGH.... SORRY 'BOUT THAT


on reflection of my topshop rant (and other equally-preachy rants), i determine that i am too full of hate. Realising that i hate everything and everyone made me hate being full of hate. i am the ring leader of the perpetual viscous hate circle, some would say. i am just normal hate-feulled teenager, some would say. but what would i say.........?

i say nay. NAY TO THE HATE. i apologise to topshop even though they are oblivious to what i said and dont even know i exsist (hey im not blaming you, no-one does) and i offer this official depiction of my woe as a decleration of my mistaken anger. as you can see i have polished your crown and returned it to your noble temples. may you live long and prosper.

p.s. i didn't mean for this apology to be ironic... its just instinct i guess. but i do promise to stop the hate.

p.p.s i know.... the 'pedestal' looks like a mixture of those things they balance pizza on in restaurants and a section of a totem pole. my adobe illustrator skills are basic AT BEST. its the thought that counts. IT IS. MY MUM SAYS SO.

4 comments:

  1. I LOVE YOU. CAN I HAVE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE?

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  2. ooooooh dear. this is a new low even for you best-friend-face. you certainly can though. ill throw them through your window if you would like. i wont bother washing them i know you like that kinda thing.

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  3. Im Actually Crying. With Laughter, Of Course Oh Gandalf You Bearded Rapunsel Of A Man. Must Say Im Hurt That You Have Made No Effort To (Or Even Pretence Of) Mention Me In This 'Blog' Of Yours. YOU SAID OUR WALKS MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU.
    And Wit Regards To The Panties I Was Referring To Your Lederhosen.

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  4. My lederhosen? you aint having those babies. They are my pulling 'panties'. work every time.
    Our walks do mean something. but if i mentioned you then my blog would automatically become fat.
    LOVE YOU.

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