PHOTOGRAPHY/AMERICANA PART II

today i exchanged meee english pounds into crisp, new, strange-smelling dollars. THEY ARE SO {insert exaggeratedly positive adjective here.} 

The first thing i did with them (after kissing them/smelling them/talking to them) was take lots of photos of them. To enhance their beauty i threw in my other beautiful possessions as props. The result is below. (sidenote. it was never intentionally Lady Gaga-esque but there is no point denying the blatant similarities. ARGHARGH. I WANT TO BE ORIGINAL GODDAMMIT, BUT IT IS JUST BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE. well for me, it is.)

DEAR STEFANI JOANNE ANGELINA GERMANOTTA; DO MORE OF THIS PLEASE

Occasionally my twisted, envious, bitterness towards Lady Gaga morphs itself into full on LOVE/ADMIRATION/BUMMING. (sometimes you have to just accept these things. AND LETS BE HONEST, SHE IS BETTER THAN I WILL EVER BE AND WILL WEAR BETTER CLOTHES THAN I WILL EVER WEAR.) so i watched this video and was like WHHHAAAAAAAT? because i liked it.

WHY CANT ALL OF HER MUSIC AS FIERCE AS THIS? (actually i did kind of bum Bad Romance AND Telephone. IM CHOKING ON MY HYPOCRISY.) whatever. ANYWAY, i think, style wise, i liked this phase best - the whole teacup/Jeremy Scott THING (although i do like the translucent Rachel Barrett dresses that she is constantly rocking). I think at this point in her career i started REALLY hating her (mix of jealousy and i was still reeling from how shite poker face/just dance is/was. LIFE IS NOT FAIR. WHY ARE THESE CLOTHES NOT MINE? wow just realised how superficial i am. MEH. i have time later in life to be moral.

YUM.

P.S. I just realised LOOK AT THE DRESS^^^^ 

IT IS FULLY QUILTED (SO IS MY O.A.P COAT....ARGHARGH I AM JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY FOLLOWING HER EVERY CHOICE. IM SUCH A SHEEP.)

I JUST WANT GOOD TIME/SUMMER

Brazilian Girls are DEFINITELY leading my 'summer soundtrack' (THAT SOUNDS SO NAFFF.... BUT TRUE) and i ESPESH bum this song (and video--- however, i recommend you bum the album track as this one has been modified and not for the best. SO ANNOYING. but its brilliance overshadows the annoyance. I LOVE IT REALLY MUCH MUCH)






The video may take AGES to load but stick with it- IT WILL BE WORTH IT. actually i dont want to promise that. the pressure to please is too great. AEWRSDTFGUYHIJOKPP.

STEAMPUNK(DEAMON HEADMASTER?)/AMERICANA

Soooooooooo y'know i said i added irrelevant shit to my wardrobe? YEAH WELL I BOUGHT THESE BEAUTS OF EBAY WITH THE SPECIFIC INTENTION OF POLLUTING RUN DOWN NEW YORK CAFES WITH MY PRESENCE WHILE WEARING THEM (its gonna be SO EDITORIAL, non?). ALL of my companions have donned them at shook what their mama gave them. I think they approve. I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU NOT?!

ALSO, in the spirit of true americana, i bought a old american flag (from 'The Vintage Rooms'. HOW 'FASHION' IS THAT? killin' it. Its such a beautiful thing with many MANY stains. YUM. WAR RESIDUE???) 

Madly dancing around, with a beautiful old flag, singing to the Brazilian Girls "Nouveau Americain" really makes one feel INTERNATIONAL.

OH LORDY I JUST GOT GAYER?/'GRANNY CHIC' AND SUCH LIKE CLICHES

ARGHARGH. New York is calling me. So I added more irrelevant shit to my wardrobe. 


ALSO, my family have been having HILAIR moments when they stop and step back from the situation and say "Adam, YOU ARE SO GAY, THAT YOU COULD NOT INFACT GET ANY GAYER" (I think the teacup was just TOO gay, it even exceeded me. AND EVEN MY SISTER -www.akidnamedkee.blogspot.com- who is a gayer man than me, thought it was overkill). WELL HERE IS THE ZINGER. I GOT GAYER. I ACTUALLY STARTED SINGING SHOW TUNES (annie) AND I FUCKING HATE SHOW TUNES ARGHARGH. (by the way when i say 'gay' i refer to the social stereotype of gay people, and im am bitterly resentful that i OCCASIONALLY conform to that stereotype. blame Lady of Leopardland, right?). crazy times. BUT ANYWAY I BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES AND PHOTOGRAPHED THEM BELOW.

^i couldn't resist this frankly hideous OAP stlye jacket. I FUCKING HATE QUILTING AND ELDERLY PEOPLE. but ironically i liked this. OH IRONY I LOVE YOU.

^I MEAN LOOK AT THE QUILTING. THERES SO MUCH. BUT I STILL BOUGHT IT.

^THE TEACUP. YUM.

^SO MANY LAYERS OF HILARITY AND QUILTING, RIGHT?

^I LOVE A BIT OF RED GINGHAM. AND I FUCKING OBSESS OVER FOLD DETAILS (check the sleeves)

^ "SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

^RIGHT? RIGHT? all will be clear in a few seconds

^ ITS A FUNCTIONING BEAK. MADE FROM CUPCAKE WRAPPERS. INSPIRED BY MY BEST FRIEND.....

^FUCK NAHHHHH. IT CANT BE- BUT IT IS. MY FURBY. I called it Smokey because it smelled of smoke when left on for too long.

^i bought this too for cheaply cheaply moneys. i have an obsession with faded reds/salmon pinks.

^ CLAAASSSSSSSSSIC ADAM. WHATTA TWAT. I DO LIKE HIS AMBIENCE THOUGH. 

^ FOR BEC. its a long, complicated story featuring shit loads of twists and turns.

SO THAT WAS FUN (don't pretend like i have wasted your time, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT OBSERVING ME BEING A TWAT IS). i'll see YOU later.