OH LORDY I JUST GOT GAYER?/'GRANNY CHIC' AND SUCH LIKE CLICHES

ARGHARGH. New York is calling me. So I added more irrelevant shit to my wardrobe. 


ALSO, my family have been having HILAIR moments when they stop and step back from the situation and say "Adam, YOU ARE SO GAY, THAT YOU COULD NOT INFACT GET ANY GAYER" (I think the teacup was just TOO gay, it even exceeded me. AND EVEN MY SISTER -www.akidnamedkee.blogspot.com- who is a gayer man than me, thought it was overkill). WELL HERE IS THE ZINGER. I GOT GAYER. I ACTUALLY STARTED SINGING SHOW TUNES (annie) AND I FUCKING HATE SHOW TUNES ARGHARGH. (by the way when i say 'gay' i refer to the social stereotype of gay people, and im am bitterly resentful that i OCCASIONALLY conform to that stereotype. blame Lady of Leopardland, right?). crazy times. BUT ANYWAY I BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES AND PHOTOGRAPHED THEM BELOW.

^i couldn't resist this frankly hideous OAP stlye jacket. I FUCKING HATE QUILTING AND ELDERLY PEOPLE. but ironically i liked this. OH IRONY I LOVE YOU.

^I MEAN LOOK AT THE QUILTING. THERES SO MUCH. BUT I STILL BOUGHT IT.

^THE TEACUP. YUM.

^SO MANY LAYERS OF HILARITY AND QUILTING, RIGHT?

^I LOVE A BIT OF RED GINGHAM. AND I FUCKING OBSESS OVER FOLD DETAILS (check the sleeves)

^ "SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

^RIGHT? RIGHT? all will be clear in a few seconds

^ ITS A FUNCTIONING BEAK. MADE FROM CUPCAKE WRAPPERS. INSPIRED BY MY BEST FRIEND.....

^FUCK NAHHHHH. IT CANT BE- BUT IT IS. MY FURBY. I called it Smokey because it smelled of smoke when left on for too long.

^i bought this too for cheaply cheaply moneys. i have an obsession with faded reds/salmon pinks.

^ CLAAASSSSSSSSSIC ADAM. WHATTA TWAT. I DO LIKE HIS AMBIENCE THOUGH. 

^ FOR BEC. its a long, complicated story featuring shit loads of twists and turns.

SO THAT WAS FUN (don't pretend like i have wasted your time, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT OBSERVING ME BEING A TWAT IS). i'll see YOU later.